February 2010
“Today, I was feeling like pranking someone, so I ran up to my brother and...”
“Yesterday I was babysitting a little boy and he asked me “why do you have...”
January 2010
“Today, I was really bored and decided to look up random words on dictionary.com....”
“Today, my 18 year old brother named his cell phone Wocket.. Now there will...”
“Today I read an MLIA post about someone who set the background on their computer...”
“Today, my friends and I were all sitting at the lunch table. We were discussing...”
“Today I realized that it is impossible for evil to invade my apartment. One of...”
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werewolves:
whentheworldcrumbles:
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You win at life.
“Today I heard the song “I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus”. I’m...”
“Today, I was at a food market. I saw a pile of boxes of eggs and a sign. The...”
“Today in class we were to look up some “strange” laws in the U.S. It...”
“Today, while watching an episode of Bones I realized that a high crime mob boss...”
“Today, I realized that my uncle is Santa Claus. The evidence? He’s fat,...”
“Today, I realized how truly evil Voldemort is. He turned Cedric Diggory into...”
“Today in Mandarin class, we were taking a test; it was multiple choice. A boy in...”
“Today, my 11 year old sister went over to a friend’s house. When she...”
“Today, my dad asked me what MLIA meant. His first guess? “My leprechaun is...”
“Today I was in the kitchen cooking and singing the song from Shrek that Fiona...”
“Today I realized that if you walk around the mall yelling “dad”...”
“Today, I was watching TV and this guy picked up his phone to call someone and at...”
“Today, after my friend left the lunch table, I quickly texted him saying...”
“Today, my friend texted me and asked for my number. MLIA”
“Yesterday, I bet my friend $10 that I could guess any number I hold behind my...”
“Today, I found out if I press certain buttons on the microwave, I can play the...”
“Today, I found out there is this magical thing called an interbang. It is an...”
“Today, I read a status update on facebook that said “Being a virgin in...”
“Today I read an MLIA about two sets of twins dating, since then I have...”
Oh...Karma.
Yesterday, the high school girl who made my life miserable added me on facebook. I accepted. The first thing she wrote on my wall? She got a job at a company and is no doubt more successful than I am. I own the company she works for. MLIA